The Dieter’s Psalm
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My weight is my shepherd;
I shall not want low-calorie foods.
It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip;
It leadeth me into 31 flavors;
It restoreth my soul food;
It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries.
Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers,
I will fear no skimmed milk;
For my appetite is with me;
My Hostess “Twinkies” and “Ding Dongs,” they comfort me;
They anointeth my body with calories;
My scale tippeth over!
Surely chubbiness and contentment shall follow mw
All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of Marie Callender pies…Forever!
I grabbed this with permission from Donna’s blog. I bumped into this while EC dropping the other day. It may sound funny to most of you but to me, it makes sense or to anyone who is very conscious of their figure.
Happy eating!
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Update on Weather & Etc. | Joys in Life commented on February 12, 2009 at 12:23 pm
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