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	<description>- because health is wealth</description>
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		<title>The Dieter&#8217;s Psalm</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My weight is my shepherd; I shall not want low-calorie foods. It maketh me to munch on potato chips and bean dip; It leadeth me into 31 flavors; It restoreth my soul food; It leadeth me in the paths of cream puffs in bakeries. Yea, though I waddle through the valley of weight watchers, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Human Lifespan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got this in my email earlier.  A forwarded email.   Sounds funny and absurd but yet worth reflecting on - On the first day, God created the dog and said: &#8216;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God made Us Reptiles :D</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This read made me giggled her in my seat. I find it cute. =)   Just Kidding Around My first-grade daughter, Jenny, loves to sing. One day as I drover to school, we were “accompanying” Michael W. Smith on his song “Angels Unaware.” When we got to the line, “Maybe we are entertaining angels unaware,” I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kid&#8217;s Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>arlene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BIBLE HUMOR: a kids point of viewArk ?” “No,” replied David. “How could he, with just two worms” Lot’s Wife The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, “My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and [...]]]></description>
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